I am using SemiSonic here because a friend of mine posted a video where they explain that "Closing Time" is actually about a birth. They disguised the song by having it parallel closing time at a bar. Seeing him dance in the above video makes me believe that he's capable of such humor to disguise a song.
Oh '00s, we were weird. But you 2010ers... you've got tails and things that we didn't!
And yes I still use the same LJ format from the 00's! If I still had AIM, I'd still be using the '00 version of that, too! Oh AIM...ha ha ha. Now it's all Facebook.